Thursday, September 16

Roy Horn Says Tiger Bite Was Bid to Help Him

Huh. Apparently Roy contends that the bite that nearly killed him was an attempt by his animal friend to save him. He apparently was having dizzy spells, and the tiger Montecore attempted to save him from falling off the stage. "It was unfortunate that his teeth hit my carotid artery," Roy says.

Just "unfortunate," eh? He was clinically dead for about a minute.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's too bad Montecore didn't think to just call 911...

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